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This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some
time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician
called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure
what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them: you'll
have to be castrated."
The man, needless to say, was taken aback, and told his doctor that he
believed he would try to bear the pain. But as time went on, the
headaches only got worse, and finally, the poor fellow was driven back
to the doctor.
"All right, I guess I'll have the operation," he said.
When it was all
over, the man was understandably depressed, and his physician told him,
"I recommend you begin life anew. Start over from this point."
So the man decided to take the advice and went to a men's shop for a new
set of clothes.
The proprietor said, "Starting with the suit, looks like you take about
a 38-regular."
"That's right", exclaimed the man, "How'd you know?"
"Well, when you've been in the business as long as I have, you get
pretty good at sizing a man up", replied the salesman. "Now, for a
shirt, looks like about a 15 long."
"Right again," the man said. The proprietor suggested, "And for
undershorts, I'd say a size 36."
"There's your first mistake", the man said, "I've worn 34's for years."
"No, you're a size 36 if I've ever seen one", said the owner. The man
replied, "I ought to know what size undershorts I wear, and I'll take
34."
The owner replied, "Well all right, if you insist, but they're going to
pinch your balls and give you headaches!!"
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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