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2017 Queue Status  [message #72405] Fri, 06 January 2017 10:35 Go to next message
timmy   United Kingdom

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This is the first Friday of 2017, and this is the story so far:

Sets 1 & 2: 7 items
Sets 3 & 4: 6 items
Sets 5 - 8: 5 items
Set 9: 4 items
Sets 10 - 13: 3 items
Sets 14 - 18: 2 items
Sets 19 - 26: 1 item 



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13 January 2017  [message #72432 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 13 January 2017 15:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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After today's set we have the following status:

Set 1: 7 items
Sets 2 - 6: 6 items
Sets 7 - 10: 5 items
Sets 11 - 15: 4 items
Sets 16 - 23: 3 items
Sets 24 - 34: 1 item

One story is promised for our 20th anniversary so far

Early warning: I am unavailable to post any stories on 18th January. We will simply miss that day out
 



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20 January 2017  [message #72451 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 20 January 2017 12:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Today is, of course, our 20th anniversary. We have published the anniversary set and the queue status from here is as follows:

Sets 1 - 3: 7 items
Sets 4 - 7: 6 items
Sets 8 - 12: 5 items
Sets 13 - 20: 4 items
Sets 21 on, 2 items. I have not planned past set 31.



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27 January 2017  [message #72478 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 27 January 2017 15:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Things are looking good:

Sets 1 & 2: 7 items
Sets 3 - 9: 6 items
Sets 10 - 16: 5 items
Set 17: 4 items
Sets 18 - 20: 3 items
Sets 21 - 28: 2 items
Sets 29 - 63: 1 item

One entry is promised so for for Black and White Boys

No-one has suggested a St Valentine's Day story yet, but I'm up for it.



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3 February 2017  [message #72493 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 03 February 2017 09:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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We have a very interesting crop of stories we're harvesting at present. More than one is a tough read. One of those seems lighter, yet is not, and is published posthumously.

Today's set has been published, as usual. The 'story' so far is below:

Sets 1 - 6: 7 items
Sets 7 - 9: 6 items
Sets 10 - 14: 5 items
Sets 15 - 17: 3 items
Sets 18 - 25: 2 items
Sets 26 - 60: 1 item

No submissions yet for Black and White Boys, though one is promised so far.

I'm happy to do a Valentine's Special if enough folk enjoy writing one, otherwise I'll sneak the Valentine's tales in 'somehow'.



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10 February 2017  [message #72536 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 10 February 2017 15:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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After today's issue:

Sets 1 - 6: 7 items
Sets 7 - 11: 6 items
Sets 12 - 14: 4 items
Sets 15 - 20: 3 items
Sets 21 - 22: 2 items
Sets 23 - 57: 1 item



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17 February 2017  [message #72574 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 17 February 2017 11:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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After today's set, as usual:

Sets 1 - 3: 7 items
Sets 4 - 8: 6 items
Sets 9 - 11: 4 items
Sets 12 - 17: 3 items
Sets 18 & 19: 2 items
Sets 20 - 54: 1 item

No entries yet for Black and White Boys



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24 February 2017  [message #72608 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 24 February 2017 09:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy   United Kingdom

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Things look calm in the queue area:

Sets 1 - 5: 7 items
Sets 6 - 8: 5 items
Sets 9 - 16: 3 items
Sets 17 - 24: 2 items
Sets 26 - 51: 1 item

The long tail is to handle a three volume tale. Yes, there are 51 more chapters in that set of books. As you can see there is a just short of two week queue now for new work. That's ok, though not optimal. I prefer one week's worth of queue. The less obvious news is that there is room for two new items in set 6, and space for more opens up very fast

Black & White boys has one entry. I have at least one more promised.

The next challenge is previewed on the home page. Not a picture, it incorporates an excellent idea by a forum member.



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Re: 24 February 2017  [message #72635 is a reply to message #72608] Sat, 25 February 2017 14:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Timmy, thank you for for the weekly updates.  

Three years ago, I was very discouraged with the progress of updates here.  Now the site runs like clockwork (or so it appears to us on the outside)  You and Megaman have done wonders in streamlining things.  Long may the site run smoothly!


Re: 24 February 2017  [message #72636 is a reply to message #72635] Sat, 25 February 2017 15:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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"Bisexual_Guy wrote on Sat, 25 February 2017 14:16"
Timmy, thank you for for the weekly updates.  

Three years ago, I was very discouraged with the progress of updates here.  Now the site runs like clockwork (or so it appears to us on the outside)  You and Megaman have done wonders in streamlining things.  Long may the site run smoothly!




--

I think we were all concerned at the publishing rate. Megaman has created a scheme behind the scenes that lets me publish almost as simply as pressing a button. There's more to it than that, but it is not hugely arduous

Thank you for your praise, I appreciate it. We'll still have problems form time to time, but they are foreseeable, probably!



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3 March 2017  [message #72712 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 03 March 2017 17:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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It took me longer than usual to get today's set out. We had a plumber in to fix our heating. Now, here is the curretn status

Sets 1 & 2: 7 items
Sets 3 - 5: 6 items
Sets 6 - 13: 4 items
Sets 14 - 17: 3 items
Sets 18 - 21: 2 items
Sets 22 - 84: 1 item

Black and White Boys has 2 entries, both of which are good, but that will be your judgement, not mine

Nothing yet for Christmas. Which reminds me, we seem to have misplaced N Fourbois, the maestro of gay Pantomime. No posts on the forum for ages and no new stories.



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10 March 2017  [message #72734 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 10 March 2017 14:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy   United Kingdom

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Today has been personally hectic. I've been under my kitchen sink wiring in a new electrical spur, which is why Black and White Boys has been delayed by a day. And we now have heating and hot water.

Set 1: 7 items
Set 2: 6 items
Sets 2 - 10: 4 items
Sets 11 - 14: 3 items
Sets 15 - 18: 2 items
Sets 19 - 81: 1 item

We need a few more tales.

I do have good news. Doug Smith is back writing again after a lengthy pause



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17 March 2017 and the cryptic nature of things  [message #72757 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 17 March 2017 09:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy   United Kingdom

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A little light on volume per set for a while:

Sets 1 - 7: 4 items - loads of space for new tales, starting now!
Sets 8 - 11: 3 items
Sets 12 - 15: 2 items
Sets 16 - 78: 1 item

I have been asked to try to explain the cryptic nature of these posts. Let me see if I can:
  • I post seven or fewer items in a set, unless it is a special event like a challenge
  • Where there are fewer than seven items there is space for a new tale, long or short, starting n that set
  • There is no third bullet point

Now, this status is posted on a Friday. That status can change immediately, or not at all, wiut the arrival, or not, of new material.

It is actual work to tell you in advance the content of the sets. This site is a hobby Smile

[Updated on: Fri, 17 March 2017 09:22]




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24 March 2017, slight drought  [message #72771 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 24 March 2017 08:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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We  are in the unusual position of being short on stories, though I do have a long serial promised. 49 6,000 word chapter are already complete and more is coming after. The author is just making a judgement of when we might start.

The queue after today's set is thus:

Sets 1 - 4: 4 items. This means that we have space for up to three new tales starting at once
Sets 5 - 8: 3 items
Sets 9 - 12: 2 items
Sets 12 - 75: 1 item

As a reminder, the long tail is a set of sequential tales form one author, followed by a stand alone tale. I do not run more than one tale by the same author at the same time if I can help it. Why? Because different folk like different authors, so packing the sets with the same one removes readership, potentially from the site as a whole.

I'm not desperate for new stories. We can go the next 75 sets as we are if that is the sum total of great tales about at present, though I doubt that. I'm not finding too many good ones right now, so maybe you and your friends can surprise me?



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31 March 2017  [message #72780 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 31 March 2017 08:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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We are still a little light with tales

Sets 1 & 2: 5 items
Sets 3 - 6: 4 items
Sets 7 - 10: 3 items
Sets 11 - 18: 2 items
Sets 19 - 73: 1 item

The Black and White Boys challenge seems not to be attracting votes, and the votes it has attracted seem to be mainly for one of the three tales. None of this is in our control, but it is also weird



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7 April 2017  [message #72795 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 07 April 2017 07:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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We are now rather light on stories

Sets 1 - 3: 4 items
Sets 4 - 7: 3 items
Sets 8 - 27: 2 items
Sets 28 - 70: 1 item

We need good stories, gang. 



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14 April 2017  [message #72808 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 14 April 2017 07:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy   United Kingdom

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We are very light on tales.

Sets 1 - 4: 4 items
Sets 5 - 6: 3 items
Sets 7 - 24: 2 items
Sets 25 - 67: 1 item



Inconsistent use of capital letters is the difference between Bobby helping Uncle Jack off a horse, AND Bobby helping uncle jack off a horse!
21 April 2017  [message #72835 is a reply to message #72405] Fri, 21 April 2017 18:35 Go to previous message
timmy   United Kingdom

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I'm getting pretty comfortable with five items per set.

Sets 1: 5 items. Better not be comfy too long!!
Sets 2 & 3: 4 items
Sets 5 - 13: 3 items
Sets 14 - 29: 2 items
Sets 30 - 64: 1 item

Hmm. Well, that's interesting, but more tales are truly needed



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