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Even with the bizzare claims made by Trump supporters (which alone you'd think would be more than enough to guarantee a Joe Biden victory in November), there's this interesting article about how Barak Obama reportedly said "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f--- things up."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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Glad you like the idea, and great first offering. The voice over, especially the lisping and slurring, is superb!
As many outside the US know, the effort to slow/stop mail-in voting has taken the form of defunding the US Postal Service to try and effect that. USPS has been underfunded for years, and so funding the postal service has become a key issue this year.
For those that don't know, USPS introduced the "Forever" stampe a few years ago - buy it once and it works forever, even if the rates go up.
Some genius somewhere has come up with a super idea-sell special Trump stamps to raise money for the postal service.
How many sheets of stamps do you think could be sold?
Bensiamin wrote on Thu, 20 August 2020 21:11Luvtwinks: Good one! And, any Trump qualifies because they are all so far over on the margin between hilarious and outrageous!
Yes, this should bring forth a laugh, given the outlandishness of the Featured Speakers!
However, it's also worth noting who is missing: Jerry Falwell Jr., who just had to resign from Liberty University over a sex scandal a three way one, no less, including his wing and a former pool attendant (nothing against pool attendants! LOL!)
This matters to the LGBTQ community because (lest we forget our recent history) it was Falwell's endorsement of Trump over Ted Cruz that brought the Evangelical pantheon into his base, and put him on his way to becoming the candidate. After which, of course, the guy who never went to church and couldn't even correctly say the name of one of Paul's Epistles became the standard bearer of the Evangelical movement and proceeded to actively support the religious culture wars against abortion, LGBTQ rights, same-sex marriage, etc.
To the degree that lying and deception can be considered humorous, it's been difficult to decide just what is the best Trump Laugh of the Week this week--there having been a blizzard of them. In retrospect, I think the best laugh is the treatment Stephen Colbert did of the first night of the RNC.
If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself to do so. It promises to go down as a classic and is also a perceptive analysis of the current situation. And, in case it needs to be said, this matters to more than just Americans in the USA. This is turning out to be a classic illustration of how to subvert a democracy and turn it into an autocracy.
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Tom Walker, a British comedian, has a character called Jonathan Pie - a roving reporter/presenter. This piece is frighteningly prescient.
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Amazing! Made from 100% horse shit!
(hope the pic comes through for everyone - my success at these things hasn't been particularly great)
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I couldn't see it, Teddy, But I imagine this is it.
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It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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And then there's this!
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@Camy - - Yup, It's that!
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On a slightly different tack, (and please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), but as I understand it, your President, unless he's impeached, is above the law whilst he's in office.
If that is the case, little wonder he's desperate for a second term. He's refused to disclose his tax returns as evidence in a court case, and he's refused to give a DNA sample having been accused of no less than twenty counts of rape or other serious sexual molestations. If he's kicked out in November, his immunity comes to an end, and he'll have no other options open to him other than to take the heat...... or will it be too late, with mob rule, armed militia on the streets, and Trump refusing to quit the White House?
The not-so-united States of America will no longer act as one of the world's greatest democracies, it will be turned into a third-world dictatorship, - membership of the same club as North Korea, Russia, China and more African countries you could shake a stick at. ('Together we will make America great again', my ass!)
Oh, yeah. One thing you should never do when visiting the UK is talk religion or politics in a pub. I hope the same doesn't apply on this forum!
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"Andichan wrote on Wed, 02 September 2020 13:19"
If he's kicked out in November, his immunity comes to an end, and he'll have no other options open to him other than to take the heat...... or will it be too late, with mob rule, armed militia on the streets, and Trump refusing to quit the White House? The not-so-united States of America will no longer act as one of the world's greatest democracies, it will be turned into a third-world dictatorship
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Yes, all of this is possible. I learned long ago not to make bets on politics, but if I did, I'd lay ods at about 85% that your latter scenario will be the one that he opts for. Only time will tell if the courts and/or the law enforcementt/military will intervene to remove the orange bully baboon from his perch behind the Resolute Desk.
“There's no grays, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is.” - Terry Pratchett
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Andy, we don't really have pubs anymore, and arguing religion or politics in a socially distanced manner lacks the eyeball rolling, teeth gnashing gravitas.
As president, Trump has the power to pardon. Though whether he can pardon himself is up for debate.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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Hoist by their own petard!
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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Nothing to see here, please move along.
[Updated on: Tue, 08 September 2020 22:34]
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
- from Alex Truelove
Camy - Truly a classic. This is especially poignant and funny after three Trump boat rallies in the US in the past week, all of which involved the idiots swamping and sinking each other's boats!
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"Bensiamin wrote on Wed, 09 September 2020 08:53"
It will be hard to do better than Camy's most recent post, but let's try this one:
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Oh, that's hilarious! And so damn true! Perfectly illustrates the orange baboon's game plan!
Have you noticed his campaign ads and his speeches that he points to what is going on now and blames it on he future "Biden's Amerrica" when in fact what's going on now is happening in Trump's Amerrica?
“There's no grays, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is.” - Terry Pratchett
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"Teddy wrote on Wed, 09 September 2020 13:27"
Have you noticed his campaign ads and his speeches that he points to what is going on now and blames it on he future "Biden's Amerrica" when in fact what's going on now is happening in Trump's Amerrica?
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Well, that's usually true for many politicians here in America, especially around election time. Anything bad that happens is always somehow the other guy's fault, while the candidate doing the blaming is also somehow responsible for any and all good things that happens.
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
- from Alex Truelove
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A classic! (printed out and stuck on the fridge).
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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I suggest everyone go ahead with the blue paint overnight wherever they live. Just don't get caught! LOL
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The trouble is that Trump is so venal, and so thoroughly unpleasant, that there is just too much material to post. And now, as the election gets ever closer, it's not really funny anymore.
I was going to gleefully say that I'm glad to be on the other side of the pond, but as the UK is going to implode on the 1st January, I won't.
Canada sounds good....
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats." - Albert Schweitzer
It's like Mad Max out here: guys doing guys, girls doing girls, girls turning into guys and doing girls that used to do girls and guys!
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"Camy wrote on Thu, 24 September 2020 07:13"
The trouble is that Trump is so venal, and so thoroughly unpleasant, that there is just too much material to post. And now, as the election gets ever closer, it's not really funny anymore.
I was going to gleefully say that I'm glad to be on the other side of the pond, but as the UK is going to implode on the 1st January, I won't.
Canada sounds good....
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I so very much agree with you. Just the thought of the bastard can be depressing. I have avoided social media and even news outlets short of the a couple times a day listening to the top of the hour 5 min news. It's a matter of maintaining my emotional and physical health!
I'm afraid Canada has closed its borders to the United States. I have some fellow America Friends who managed to get in by agreeing to go into a 14 day quaranteen lockdown with random checkins from Canada's border patrol or whatever agency is doing that, and the only reason they were let in is because they have a daughter there with dual citizenship.
“There's no grays, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is.” - Terry Pratchett
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Yes... that was one of the strangest moments in LGBT+ and political history right there. Totally flabbegasting momentt.
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