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icon6.gif Can anyone of you spank my monkey please? It's LennyLink time!  [message #13172] Thu, 07 August 2003 22:13 Go to next message
lenny is currently offline  lenny

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As you all know (of course! Wink), Lenny is a short form of Leonard, which is a Germanic name meaning "Brave Lion". Well, as it happens, Leonard is also a...

(Crosses fingers and hopes the html works...)


Leonard
is a
Garlic-Eating Death Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 9.9



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Leonard, enter your name:




"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."

-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
dude thats cruel lol!!!  [message #13174 is a reply to message #13172] Thu, 07 August 2003 22:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thirdfencepost is currently offline  thirdfencepost

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Location: NJ
Registered: May 2003
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I was a Andrew
the
Tofu-Eating Sea Monkey

Battle Rating : 1.2
I lost in the fight against Leonard sooo dissapointing!!
peace and Trees
~Andy



Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
icon6.gif Okay Leonard with the garlic breath...........  [message #13175 is a reply to message #13172] Thu, 07 August 2003 22:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
smith is currently offline  smith

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smith, the man-eating flying monkey WILL seek revenge !! It's gotta be the garlic Smile

JJ
icon8.gif Re: Okay Leonard with the garlic breath...........  [message #13180 is a reply to message #13175] Fri, 08 August 2003 05:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Guest is currently offline  Guest

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David the plankton-eating librarian monkey had a battle rating of only 3.9...so was doomed to a kamakaze fight against the garlic eater...bummer.

But I still have the newest 29-inch Panasonic TV and powerfullest surround-sound DVD player...and the king sized imported-from America Sealy Posturpedic bed...as of yesterday's exercise of the credit cards...hehehe
icon7.gif Three tries + 1  [message #13190 is a reply to message #13172] Fri, 08 August 2003 19:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
e is currently offline  e

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I tried three different spelling of my name, got three different scores.

Walte(the way I usually spell it) 5.3 Pasta eating space monkey
Walt the way most people shorten it) 4.2 Burger eating love monkey
Walter (the full spelling) 4.6 Pizza eating Rhesus monkey

Then I tried e 5.9 Cabbage eating attack monkey

Think good thoughts,
e
Don't feel bad Andy  [message #13192 is a reply to message #13172] Fri, 08 August 2003 21:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
arich is currently offline  arich

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I got 0.3 For Richard hehehe Tripe Eating Monkey YUK Tripr
I did get an 8.7 For aRich Fruit Eating Super Monkey hehe ; )
I also got a Brain Eating Psycho Monkey at 9.0 but I ain't gonna tell what I got that with hehehe

Rich



People will tell you where they've gone
They'll tell you where to go
But till you get there yourself you never really know
Where some have found their paradise
Other's just come to harm
icon14.gif I Like Mine  [message #13201 is a reply to message #13172] Sat, 09 August 2003 14:34 Go to previous message
charlie is currently offline  charlie

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Charlie - the Brain-Eating LOVE Monkey at 8.3



Hugs, Charlie
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