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My Mom sent me this little clip this morning, I hope it makes you smile too!
  ;-D ::-)
There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil
shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low
The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.
All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
Have a smile today,
Kevin
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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robert bryce
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Really getting into it |
Registered: January 1970
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Awesome--fantastic post..Here in Florida,USA we got our share of dipsticks too..A gay or person suspected of being gay cannot adopt..The only state to have such foolish laws.......rob
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ROFLROFLROFL!!!! i am cutting and pasting that and emailing that to some, if you don't mind!!!
my void does not want.
-- 2.13.61.
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On fire! |
Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
Messages: 1179
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Unfortunately, those dipsticks are long enough to reach all the way to Oklahoma, Texas, California, and Alaska. I say we pull 'em out, wipe 'em off, and don't put them back. ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
Think good thoughts,
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robert bryce
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Really getting into it |
Registered: January 1970
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As I see it,and could be wrong but ill never admit that,Those dipsticks reproduce like rabbits and weeds..pull a few,turn your back for a moment,and twice as many weeds or dipsticks will appear...As I see it we need to invent some kind of bug spray that will destroy the dipsticks reproductive cycle...Bugspray for dipsticks..Now thats a cool concept..Therefore any inventive minds out there,I pose a challenge...Of course the bugspray would have to be wide-spectrum,southern baptist, republicans,bigots and other nasty bugs...we could make a list....rob
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