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Go through one at a time in order.
I will include the opening in each post so you will open each one in turn without reading ahead.
Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test
(5 questions) here and determine if you are losing it
or are still "with it." The spaces are so you don't
see the answers until you have made your own....
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
A. The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then
give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please
do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World."
If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks," what the devil are you still doing
here reading these questions??
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree
every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand
move in one hour?
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
anything other than "one degree," you are to be
congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.!
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus
from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off
the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off
and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Following is a simple test to determine degree of senility. I am sending it to all you friends that I believe may require an extra quart of oil and a tune up. Hope this provides a cheap diagnosis
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember?
YOU are the driver!
But I still luv ya anyway,
Kevin
::-)
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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On fire! |
Registered: January 1970
Messages: 1095
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I admit to saying "milk" 
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On fire! |
Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
Messages: 1179
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As to what my own name is. :-/
Think god thoughts,
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
Messages: 1537
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I actually knew the first two already, but even apart from that I got the rest pretty quickly. The fourth one seemed too obvious, though, I was nearly thrown by the sheer fact of 'well duh' 
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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Surely most hour hands on most clocks move 30° in one hour?
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But not the clockin question .... hehe
Love and hugs to all,
Kevin
:-*
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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Should have been "Clock in"
Silly me!
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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And thanks for sharing the quiz!
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