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401 What?  [message #51737] Tue, 22 July 2008 19:41 Go to next message
Whitewaterkid is currently offline  Whitewaterkid

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Re: 401 What?  [message #51742 is a reply to message #51737] Wed, 23 July 2008 00:06 Go to previous message
CallMePaul is currently offline  CallMePaul

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Ha, and people try to tell me drinking is bad. Good one. Thanks, kid!



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