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Sun, 02 February 2003 09:34

gil

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Location: Israel
Registered: May 2003
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1.A cucumber stays hard for at least a week.
2.You can run your hands over a cucumber in the market without causing a scandal.

3.Before you bring a cucumber home you already know how hard it is.

4.A cucumber will be good to you in the morning after as well.
5.A cucumber won't care if you're a virgin.

6.You can go with a cucumber to the movies and still watch the movie.
7.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers you're no longer a virgin.
8.A cucumber won't ask you to wear sexy underwear when you go to bed together.
9.You can enjoy as many cucumbers as you want.

10.Cucumbers never ask "Am I good?" "How was it?" "Cum already…?"
11.Cucumbers never ask to have heart to heart conversations.
12.Cucumbers won't make a scene because you have other cucumbers in the fridge.
13.No matter how old you are, you can always find a fresh cucumber.
14.A cucumber won't ask you to have sex with the lights on.
15.A cucumber won't be angry if you have a headache.
16.A cucumber won't get depressed if it sees you with a banana in hand.

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		The cucumber's erection By: gil on Sun, 02 February 2003 09:34
		Okay..I have a joke !! By: smith on Sun, 02 February 2003 20:14
		Thanks for the smiles! By: trevor on Sun, 02 February 2003 20:26
		Whoa, I heard about your jokes, but.... By: brian! on Mon, 03 February 2003 00:10
		Brian.....you think that was bad !!!!!! By: smith on Mon, 03 February 2003 00:37
		Re: Brian.....you think that was bad !!!!!! By: brian! on Mon, 03 February 2003 04:23
		Morning laughs are really nice. THANKS, Gil and smith! By: lenny on Mon, 03 February 2003 09:56
		In this case here are a couple more... By: gil on Mon, 03 February 2003 19:57
		Haahaha! That was some major rofl you delivered there! By: lenny on Mon, 03 February 2003 21:29
		Hey Lenny By: gil on Mon, 03 February 2003 23:32

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