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<b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> [message #7703]

Sat, 15 February 2003 10:00

ashley

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Location: Sydney Australia
Registered: February 2002
Messages: 318

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

People have a habit of changing your direction through life

		<b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: ashley on Sat, 15 February 2003 10:00
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: Guest on Sat, 15 February 2003 10:08
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: ashley on Sat, 15 February 2003 10:30
		Haha! You're so silly Ashley! Now look here what Stephen found for me. By: lenny on Sat, 15 February 2003 13:58
		Hehe. By: kevin on Mon, 17 February 2003 04:10
		Re: Hehe. By: kevin on Mon, 17 February 2003 04:14
		Pretty funny Ashley By: e on Sat, 15 February 2003 18:06
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: Darren on Mon, 17 February 2003 00:15
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: rbryce on Wed, 19 February 2003 00:09
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: rbryce on Wed, 19 February 2003 00:12
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: rbryce on Wed, 19 February 2003 01:39
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: thirdfencepost on Wed, 19 February 2003 01:02
		Not too sure about "Baseball" my own self ... By: warren c. e. austin on Wed, 19 February 2003 02:56
		WOW - cool history - thanks Warren! By: trevor on Wed, 19 February 2003 03:16
		Re: Not too sure about "Baseball" my own self ... By: rbryce on Wed, 19 February 2003 04:45
		Re: <b>SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF? </b> By: rick on Wed, 19 February 2003 04:15

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