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Well, as soon as I give notice and do a few months of prep work and such...but I have decided to go back home to Thailand.
In honor of that, here's a recent funny sent me by a friend. Some of these "sniglets" as termed by (Saturday Night Live)aren't new, but I like them anyhow.
So which ones are your favorites, guys?
The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. Some recent winning entries:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
I confess my personal favorite is #15, especially after all this talk about fanatical religions...hehehe
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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