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Here's a funny for everyone. (keep up smith) [message #7985]

Mon, 24 February 2003 21:28

brian!

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Location: North West Ohio, USA
Registered: December 2002
Messages: 268

I have to tell you folks about a local news item makin news all over Ohio here ...
It seems that there is this "Three-legged Pig" that has become quite the celebrity.
Front-page stories in all the newpapers, and all, doncha know.
A Newsman, from our local all purposes channel, went out to the farmer's homestead - its just north of us here in Fostoria apparently ... and he asked the Farmer for the skinny about the "Pig".
Well it transpires that the pig is a bit a of a hero, and all ... or, so the Farmer tells it. It would seem that late fall the Farmers son had fallen into the pond in the middle of his nearest pasture, and was drowning. The pig raised such a ruckus that the Farmer came out to see what was going down, and was able to say his son's life.
But .. that's not all evidently, some weeks later the Farmer had had a fire in his barn, and again the pig raised the roof, so to speak, and the Farmer was able to save all hi horses.
The newsman was flabbergasted by all this, and sort of unexpectantly asked what the story was about his only having "three-legs".
The farmer responded, that in a situation like this, when you have a pig that was so remarkable as his was, it would be only natural ... that one would not want to eat him all at once.

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		Here's a funny for everyone. (keep up smith) By: brian! on Mon, 24 February 2003 21:28
		Now, I freely admit I like some bacon in my burgers, but... By: lenny on Mon, 24 February 2003 22:09
		smith keeping up ! By: smith on Tue, 25 February 2003 02:15
		Sorry Blondes! By: brian! on Tue, 25 February 2003 03:08
		Thank god I am blond, not blonde By: timmy on Tue, 25 February 2003 07:36
		You're splitting hairs there Timmy! By: warren c. e. austin on Tue, 25 February 2003 14:22
		Re: smith keeping up ! By: e on Tue, 25 February 2003 03:08
		3 to 1 By: brian! on Wed, 26 February 2003 17:23
		Re: Here's a funny for everyone. (keep up smith) By: e on Tue, 25 February 2003 03:06
		New Joke !! By: smith on Fri, 28 February 2003 00:20
		Re: New Joke !! By: ron on Fri, 28 February 2003 04:45
		GEEZ. Groans Laughs ass off That was a BAAAD one! laughs more By: lenny on Fri, 28 February 2003 09:32
		A new joke By: Darren on Fri, 28 February 2003 14:24
		I give. By: brian! on Fri, 28 February 2003 16:01
		I think I'll try one! By: warren c. e. austin on Sat, 01 March 2003 00:33
		Might have gotten another one. By: brian! on Sun, 02 March 2003 00:38

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