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Sat, 15 March 2003 17:48

smith

On fire!

Registered: January 1970
Messages: 1095

Caesar kinda oopsed on March 15, 44 BC hahaha Always listen to your soothsayer. I will be the official soothsayer on this Ides of March 2003 AD. "Everyone will have a great weekend; smile and laugh and dance. Your heart will be happy and your friends will be glad to see you."

I have a Bart Simpson poster on my wall. He is at the blackboard writing punishment sentences. Here are a few of Bart's wise 'sooths' Smile

*I will not encourage others to fly
*I will not sell school property
*I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
*Beans are neither fruit nor musical
*I will not hang doughnuts on my person
*I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
*Wedgies are unhealthy for children and all living things
*I will stop talking about the 12 inch pianist
*I will not barf unless I'm sick
*I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
*I will not conduct my own fire drills
*A burp is not an answer
*I will not eat things for money
*No one is interested in my underpants
*The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
*No one wants to hear my armpits
*Organ transplants are not to be done in science class
*The boy's bathroom is not a water park
*I will always finish what I sta

Love ya'll Smile

smith J

		Beware the Ides of March..... By: smith on Sat, 15 March 2003 17:48
		I will not listen to Soothsayer smith J at my peril! By: lenny on Sat, 15 March 2003 18:49
		I will listen to Soothsayer smith and add to the jokes thread! By: david in hong kong on Sun, 16 March 2003 00:22
		Spoiling the party... By: Steve on Sun, 16 March 2003 02:31
		Re: Spoiling the party... By: e on Sun, 16 March 2003 07:26
		Re: I will listen to Soothsayer... By: ron on Sun, 16 March 2003 04:55
		A few serious facts about Caesar and Rome ... By: mihangel on Sun, 16 March 2003 02:19
		Re: A few fascinating facts about Caesar and Mr. Spock By: e on Sun, 16 March 2003 07:24
		Er, pardon my ignorance By: mihangel on Sun, 16 March 2003 11:19
		Live Long & Prosper By: smith on Sun, 16 March 2003 11:48
		Thanks, smith lad ... By: mihangel on Sun, 16 March 2003 13:24
		Re: Live Long & Prosper By: e on Sun, 16 March 2003 15:35
		Fizzbin By: smith on Sun, 16 March 2003 18:20
		Re: Fizzbin By: e on Sun, 16 March 2003 18:30
		You're serious, Star-smith? By: lenny on Sun, 16 March 2003 19:55
		Yepper , Lenny By: smith on Sun, 16 March 2003 20:37
		Star Trek Pop Quiz! By: david in hong kong on Sun, 16 March 2003 23:27
		Me !!!!!!! By: smith on Mon, 17 March 2003 00:16
		Wasn't the line... By: e on Mon, 17 March 2003 02:19
		Friday's Child By: smith on Mon, 17 March 2003 03:32
		Tribbles By: trevor on Mon, 17 March 2003 03:13
		Re: You're serious, Star-smith? (for sure!) By: ron on Mon, 17 March 2003 01:22
		Oh, I almost forgot... By: ron on Mon, 17 March 2003 01:30
		From the series to the movies... By: david in hong kong on Mon, 17 March 2003 13:44
		"#4" is my favorite, too, David... By: ron on Mon, 17 March 2003 21:16
		I gotta go with Wrath of Khan By: smith on Mon, 17 March 2003 22:19
		Me too! By: e on Mon, 17 March 2003 23:03
		Now that you mention it... By: ron on Tue, 18 March 2003 00:26
		Correction By: marc on Sun, 16 March 2003 11:42
		Un-correction By: mihangel on Sun, 16 March 2003 13:15
		Ah! I see you read modern paperback trash. :) By: Steve on Sun, 16 March 2003 13:36
		Whoaaaaaaa TMI >>giggle<< By: smith on Sun, 16 March 2003 15:55
		smith est in partes tres divisus... By: Steve on Sun, 16 March 2003 17:28
		Re: Un-correction By: marc on Sun, 16 March 2003 17:22
		Re-un-correction By: mihangel on Sun, 16 March 2003 20:39
		Re: Re-Re-Redundancy Re-un-correction.... By: marc on Mon, 17 March 2003 02:09
		Your priceless JAMS By: kevin on Mon, 17 March 2003 04:00

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