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smith
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Registered: January 1970
Messages: 1095
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a well-adjusted person:
@ A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. (I knew there was a job designed for me...counting ridges...my first choice is still to design the changing title on the Google main page. Did you see the Michaelangelo one )
@ A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. (Do we have any?..wiggle your ear)
@A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. (most of the kids in my trig class are goldfish)
@Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until 2 to 6 years of age. (Um...should they be playing?)
@If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end due to the rate of reproduction. (Whoaaaaaa)
@Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. (Dude! way to go!)
@No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, purple or silver. (Trying it, aren't you? Me too..)
@Shakespeare invented the word assassination. (And didn't we have fun with that one in grade school spelling >>giggle<< ass..ass)
@Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. (Is that anything made of rubber? Whoaaaa..)
@A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. (Carpe diem!)
Ignore me ~ I have a case of the stupids !!
smith
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