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After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled, out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unablento find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of,matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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Funny of the day...
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And if you loiked that one...
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Hahaha! Those were both darned funny!
By: lenny on Wed, 09 April 2003 15:37 |
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Yeah, thanks, David.
By: trevor on Wed, 09 April 2003 22:06 |
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I meant the JOKE was smith-class, silly! Hahaha!
By: lenny on Thu, 10 April 2003 00:21 |
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smith - class
By: e on Thu, 10 April 2003 00:46 |
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Umm...me too
By: smith on Thu, 10 April 2003 01:25 |
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Well, really . . .
By: trevor on Thu, 10 April 2003 01:59 |
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Hopefully, very soon smith will not be in any class at all ;)
By: Steve on Thu, 10 April 2003 02:30 |
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