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*Waves at Trevor*
News reports filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped down on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.
President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.
"Always forgive your enemies...nothing annoys them quite so much." Oscar Wilde
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