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Living life backwards  [message #10507] Fri, 16 May 2003 07:01 Go to previous message
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Can't take any credit for this idea as I found it on another website. But wouldn't life make a lot more sense if we lived it backwards?

I mean, the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. And what do you get at the end of it? Death. What is that, a bonus?

What if everything happened the other way round? You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party. You get ready for high school. You go to school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.
 
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