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smithJoke ~ Any good jokes out there? [message #15987]

Sun, 05 October 2003 02:25

smith

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Registered: January 1970
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For those of you who don't know me, I tell the worst jokes you've ever read. It's really all right to groan and throw stuff at me.....and please add a joke of your own. There's lots of stinky jokes out there Sad

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The Desert Camel

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour, he noticed a very old, seedy camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour what the camel was for.
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when we do, um, we have the camel."
The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captian could not stand it anymore, so he told the sergeant, "Bring me the camel."
The sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.
As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants, he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

JJ

		smithJoke ~ Any good jokes out there? By: smith on Sun, 05 October 2003 02:25
		OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious !!!!!!!! By: yourbestgayfriend on Sun, 05 October 2003 02:36
		Re: OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious !!!!!!!! By: robert bryce on Sun, 05 October 2003 03:53
		I think you been hangin out with some old sailors I know. By: arich on Sun, 05 October 2003 03:23
		Re: I think you been hangin out with some old sailors I know. By: ron on Tue, 07 October 2003 08:35
		Country music fans may not want to read this one. By: E.J. on Sun, 05 October 2003 03:44
		Being the #1 country music fan on this MB.............. By: smith on Sun, 05 October 2003 11:52
		Re: Being the #1 country music fan on this MB.............. By: robert bryce on Sun, 05 October 2003 11:57
		smith, being the #1 country music fan on this MB..this joke By: yourbestgayfriend on Tue, 07 October 2003 00:14
		Re: Being the #1 country music fan on this MB.............. By: ron on Tue, 07 October 2003 08:42
		Good LORD, smith! You thought THAT one was bad?? By: machelli on Sun, 05 October 2003 07:46
		Long Groooooooooooooooooooan !! By: smith on Sun, 05 October 2003 11:54
		Another one By: smith on Sun, 05 October 2003 12:10
		Oh yeah? How about THIS!? By: machelli on Sun, 05 October 2003 22:07
		Save me now >>that was awful<< heehee By: smith on Mon, 06 October 2003 18:02
		Re: Save me now >>that was awful<< heehee By: mike on Mon, 06 October 2003 22:15
		Bar Jokes are great !!!!! Just try this.... By: yourbestgayfriend on Mon, 06 October 2003 22:40
		Re: Another one By: ron on Tue, 07 October 2003 09:02
		Here's one for all the blondes out there By: smith on Mon, 06 October 2003 18:11
		Whoa..... That is scary............. By: marc on Mon, 06 October 2003 18:15
		Re: Here's one for all the blondes out there By: robert bryce on Mon, 06 October 2003 18:21
		Ah, you think you've won, eh? Well . . . By: machelli on Mon, 06 October 2003 18:34
		Re: Ah, you think you've won, eh? Well . . . By: robert bryce on Tue, 07 October 2003 03:36
		Well my hair is dark blonde now, but I still qualify ..... By: yourbestgayfriend on Mon, 06 October 2003 22:27
		Ok.. a political joke here... so please be kind... By: yourbestgayfriend on Mon, 06 October 2003 22:51
		Shamelessly stolen from another site..... By: E.J. on Tue, 07 October 2003 03:05
		Cover your ears, guys; this could get messy. By: machelli on Tue, 07 October 2003 03:24
		Re: smithJoke ~ Any good jokes out there? By: ron on Tue, 07 October 2003 08:11
		I found a book at the flea market entitled By: marc on Tue, 07 October 2003 11:03
		Re: smithJoke ~ Any good jokes out there? By: jaman on Wed, 08 October 2003 03:22
		Hi smith! By: mg_zidane on Wed, 08 October 2003 03:35
		I don't think you have to worry about any rocks. By: machelli on Wed, 08 October 2003 03:40
		Re: I don't think you have to worry about any rocks. By: david in hong kong on Wed, 08 October 2003 03:45
		No rocks huh? By: mg_zidane on Wed, 08 October 2003 03:46
		Hi right back at ya, Michael By: smith on Wed, 08 October 2003 09:37
		Prolly waaayyy lame, but the only one that comes to mind.... By: setras on Wed, 08 October 2003 07:22
		True story: By: machelli on Wed, 08 October 2003 14:45

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