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A 40 year old man goes into a drugstore, walks up to the cute guy at checkout #3 and asks, "Do you sell condoms here?" He says, "Sure...what size are you?" "I don't know," he replies, so the cutie unzips his pants, takes a good long feel, and says over the intercom, "Extra Large Condoms to Checkout #3."
Then, a 25 year old guy comes in and walks up to checkout #3. He asks the cute guy, "Do you sell condoms here?" He replies, "Sure...what size do you need?" "I'm not sure," he replies, so the cute guy unzips and takes a couple of tugs and says over the intercom, "Large Condoms to Checkout #3."
Watching all this from behind the magazine rack, a 15 year old boy hopes to get lucky with the cute salesguy, goes up to checkout #3 shyly and says, "Um....ah......do you have condoms here?" "Yep," grins the cute guy, "What size do you need?" The boy blushes and stammers, "I...I don't know." The salesguy reaches to unzip his jeans, pauses and then says over the intercom, "Clean Up at checkout #3."
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