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I can't remember her bloody name! LOL, Laura Bush, is that it? Well anyway, she visited the Tonight Show about a week ago (we get all the shows late so they can be subtitled I guess - the translator is pretty good, I have to give him credit. He - or she! - correctly translates Jay's pauses and such in his monologue), and she wore a cream-white dress or something, and she looked prim and neat, and she was SO BORING. 
I just know there were some jokes Jay told she did not like at all, and she was very coy when Jay tried to pump her on stuff she and Dubya disagrees on. HOWEVER, she was a good submissive Christian wife-to-a-powerful-man, and kept her mouth shut.
In stark contrast, Hillary's been on the show, and she was very lively and funny, and so was the wife of Bob Dole whatshername, she was a real hoot! Tipper Gore seemed kinda bland to me though, but then I never liked the woman. She wanted warning labels on rap music and such because I think she believes it corrupts the youth or something like that.
Bob Dole's wife also came accompanied by Secret Service guys, and Jay tried to make them smile. The camera zoomed in on one guy's face and he kept trying to make the guy crack up and he DIDN'T! I almost laughed my butt off!
Anyway, what I was going to say is, after the wife had left the building, a stand-up guy came on. Young, tall, handsome, VERY funny! Very VERY, he had a great routine in my opinion. Then he and Jay discussed gay marriage, and he was so cool. "I'd love to have a man around the house", he joked with a pretty much straight face, "get some things done!"
What a great guy, hehe. I'd kiss him and take him home if I could. ;-D
Ok, that's the end of my rant. Time to go to bed. G'night everybody n hugs for you!
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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Mrs. White House was a total bore. 
