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A simple mathematical proof  [message #29351] Tue, 14 March 2006 16:35 Go to previous message
timmy

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I have been studying geometry and congruence.

At school we had to go to great trouble to prove that triangles, for example, were congruent. It wasn't hard, but it had some things you had to go through.

My thinking has applied congruency to sex.

The vagina is very much more slot shaped than a circle. Its entrance is a slit and the cross section is by no means circular.

The penis has an approximately circular cross section

The penis and the vagina are not congruent. They do fit one inside the other, but it is not a good match. Thus the design, while adequate for reproduction, seems not to be congruent enough for pleasure.

The anus is approximately circular in cross section, whatever the gender of the owner. It is therefore congruent with the penis and seems well designed for pleasure.

The conclusion is that a penis is designed to fit into an anus, not a vagina. This is the most natural insertion because there are no gaps. Pornographic pictures assure me that the vagina/penis combination has gaps while the anus/penis combination does not.

This confirms that anal sex is better designed than vaginal sex.

There is a side issue of the mouth. This is a red herring. The mouth is designed to talk about sex (oral) and the ear designed to hear about sex (aural). There is a congruence of sound here, so the mouth is limited to engaging its "partner in congruency", though pleasure may be found in using it on any other relevant sex organ. This is obviously a true perversion!


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