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Someone sent me these and they made me laugh, so I thought I share them with you too. Does anyone have any more like these? (I wish the guy who sent them to me had included the newspapers that published these headlines.)
THE YEAR'S BEST ACTUAL HEADLINES OF 2005:
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [That'll stop 'em.]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
My favourite headline of all time is this one from 1957:
Sibelius dies as Sargent conducts his 5th Symphony. {Was Flash Harry (aka Sir Malcom Sargent) really that bad?]
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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