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Thought it might be fun if everyone posted a favorite joke. Here's mine:
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny giggled.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he tittered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
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Your favorite joke!
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: marc on Fri, 20 April 2007 23:04 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: Jedediah on Sat, 21 April 2007 06:11 |
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This is my favourite joke of all time
By: JFR on Sun, 22 April 2007 08:35 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: ron on Sun, 22 April 2007 09:48 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: marc on Sun, 22 April 2007 10:33 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: timmy on Sun, 22 April 2007 16:39 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: marc on Sun, 22 April 2007 16:59 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: Deeej on Sun, 22 April 2007 17:05 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: marc on Sun, 22 April 2007 17:36 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: Deeej on Sun, 22 April 2007 18:16 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: marc on Sun, 22 April 2007 18:22 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: Deeej on Sun, 22 April 2007 18:44 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: Deeej on Sun, 22 April 2007 22:07 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: marc on Mon, 23 April 2007 03:53 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: ron on Mon, 23 April 2007 03:00 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: marc on Mon, 23 April 2007 03:47 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: ron on Mon, 23 April 2007 02:56 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: Jedediah on Mon, 23 April 2007 03:22 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: timmy on Sun, 22 April 2007 17:16 |
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Re: This is my favourite joke of all time
By: timmy on Sun, 22 April 2007 17:23 |
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Timmy: F Y I
By: JFR on Mon, 23 April 2007 08:49 |
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Since Ron has mentioned La Bohème
By: JFR on Sun, 22 April 2007 11:39 |
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Re: Since Ron has mentioned La Bohème
By: ron on Mon, 23 April 2007 03:05 |
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Why I fired my secretary...
By: timmy on Sun, 22 April 2007 08:39 |
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...
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Re: Why I fired my secretary...
By: Deeej on Sun, 22 April 2007 22:13 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: ron on Mon, 23 April 2007 03:27 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: marc on Mon, 23 April 2007 04:51 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: ron on Mon, 23 April 2007 09:38 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: Roger on Tue, 24 April 2007 00:18 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: marc on Tue, 24 April 2007 00:32 |
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Re: Your favorite joke!
By: marc on Tue, 24 April 2007 00:33 |
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Your favorite joke!
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