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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up
and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the
pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands: -
Dear Dad: "It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding
real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because
of all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Joan says that we are
going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my
eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't
worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure
we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren."
Your Son,
Chad.
I though this was quite funny 
"And so the lion fell in love with the Lamb"
"What a stupid Lamb"
"What a sick, masochistic lion"
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