marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
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While i was waiting for this to open in my browser the phone rings.....
A lady says, "Where you at" in a rather country accent....
I say, "I'm at my desk" a pause, then I add, "Who is this?"
She replies, "Your daughter..."
Hmmm, I think quickly to myself, then say, "How can that be?"
To my most difficult question she replied, "HUH!" in a mostly gutteral tone.
As i could not really respond in kind to her exclaimation I informed her, "I cant be your dad. See, I am queer and don't stick it where it smells like fish."
I think she went right to her knees and began praying, expounding liberally on the evils i enjoy and the nine levels of hell I am sure to occupy.
To that i said, "Thakns for your inspiring diatrade and I will take it under advisement, honey, use more lube... it's better with more than less..."
She then hung up.........
Oh well.......
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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