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A Multiple Question Fun Survey
Full Name: J.E.D. Like I'd really put my real name up here, in the closet like I am. Timmy would take it off anyway.
Birthday: May 29, 1990
Birthplace: Norfolk, Virginia
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 5 ft. 10 in.
Weight: About 180
Right handed or Left handed?: Right. But I can do one thing ambidexterously.
Your Heritage: Scottish, English, French
My Worst Habit: Procrastination
Zodiac Sign: I don't believe in astrology or the zodiac
Shoe Size: 11
Pants Size: 32 waist and 31-33 inseam, depending
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Absolutely and still in love
The Shoes You Wore Today: Docksiders
Your Weakness: Ice Cream
Your Fears: Fire and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian style. Lots of pinapple, bacon and ham.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do well on the SATs, get accepted into a good college, have a fun senior year.
Your Most Overused Phrases On An Instant Messenger: ohyeahright, iono, mosdef
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Pee... I gotta pee... but how am I gonna pee through THIS thing?"
Your Best Physical Feature: People tell me my smile.
Your Bedtime: When whatever I'm doing gets boring
Your Most Missed Memory: Sailing the Chesapeake
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Dark green
Food?: I eat anything. And NO smart-assed comments from YOU!
Sport?: Lacrosse, wrestling, baseball
Animal?: Dog
Ice Cream?: Strawberry
Candy?: Anything chocolate
Store?: REI, Orvis
Salad Dressing?: Caesar
Actor?: Heath Ledger
Song?: None. Too many to list.
Letter?: People actually have a favorite letter? Really?
Number?: Eight. Reminds me of certain things dangling over my eyes.
Gum?: Never chew gum
Holiday?: I guess Christmas
Season?: Summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: Peppermint
Radio Station?: Hardly ever listen to the radio.
Perfume?: WTF?
Scent besides perfume?: Clean sweat on a guy.
Body part on the opposite sex?: Smile
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: I don't want to grow up, but if it's a requirement, then a yacht designer, maybe a marina owner.
How Do You Want To Die?: Quietly.
Turn ons: Tan lines on a guy, a girl's thighs, the faint dusting or hair across a boy's chest, how the setting sun catches the blond down on Eldon's legs.
Turn offs: Bad teeth
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Daniel
Who's The Loudest?: Brittany
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Eldon
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Eldon and Daniel
Who's The Shyist?: Debbie
When Have You Cried The Most?: Can't remember.
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Coming in from a great day sailing. A little wind burned, a little sun burned, salty, sweaty, muscles aching from beating to windward all afternoon... but wonderful.
Worst Feeling?: Anything involving throwing up
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: On the water.
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: I don't know. Ask my friends.
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: When I'm dying, I'll be sure to call you and let you know, then you'll know how long I'll be living.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the... shore, and listen to the wind in the reeds, and the calls of the loons, and whisper to each other our dreams and love.
Let's look at the... geese flying, and wonder where they're going, and from where they've come.
What a nice... smile you have! Come and tell me all the interesting things about yourself!
Where did all the... fish get to?!?!?!? I swear, this is where we caught them last summer!
Why can't we... all just live and let live? Do you really think allowing same sex civil unions will destroy America?
Silly little... thing, when you laugh like that you drive me crazy for you!
Isn't it weird that... Christians are all so hypocritical?
Never under any circumstance... take drugs. Or smoke.
I wish... the country was run by honest, decent statesmen instead of criminals and dolts.
Everyone has a... secret to keep about themselves. And it's nearly always some secret sexual desire.
I am... tired of bigotry, and intolerance, and Christian fundamentalism
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yes. Am now in fact.
Been To Juvie?: No
Mooned Someone?: Yes! LOL
Been Rejected?: Yes.
Ran Away From Home?: Never
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: I've seen him naked. It's beyond your wildest imaginings.
Skipped School?: A few times.
Thought About Suicide?: Never
Slept Outside?: Lots of times
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: All the time.
Cried In School?: Once
Thrown Up In School?: I don't think so, no.
Wanted To Be a Model?: No
Cheated On Someone?: No, well....sorta. Yeah, I cheated.
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Several things.
Seen A Dead Body?: Yeah.
Been Bitched Out?: Too many times to count.
Drank Alcohol?: Yeah.
Smoked?: Tried it once, thought I was dyin' never did it again.
Been On Drugs?: Never.
Eaten Sushi?: That's dead raw fish right? Outta the Chowan? You gotta be kidding, right?
Been On Stage?: When I was little. i was a shepherd boy in the Christmas thing and got into a sword fight with my pal and we got yelled at.
Gone Skinny Dipping?: All the time. Outta sight of land, outta my clothes.
Shoplifted?: Never
Been Drunk?: Once. It was terrible.
Been Called A Tease?: A couple of times I guess.
Been Beaten Up?: Never.
DO YOU
Swear?: Too much. We all do. I'm tryin' to stop
Sing Well?: No!
Shower Daily?: Of course.
Want To Go To College?: Absolutely
Want To Get Married?: Maybe. Maybe to a girl, and maybe to a guy.
Believe In Yourself?: Absolutely
Get Motion Sickness?: Not often. It has to be a pretty heavy sea for me to get seasick.
Think You Are Attractive?: I don't know. Only vain people would answer a lame question like this.
Get Along With Your Parents?: Yes. Better now that I'm getting more mature.
Like Thunderstorms?: Yep! Out on the Sound, they're pretty spectacular.
Play An Instrument?: No, unles you count the Bonerphone
Own An IPOD?: No
Pray?: Sometimes. Just to say thanks. I think God's too busy to listen to us, but I say thanks anyway.
Go To Church?: Not if I can help it.
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: No. I have my dog Tipper.
Keep A Journal/Diary?: I do write. Those in the know, know where to look.
Dance In The Rain?: No. I'm not Gene Kelly.
Sing In The Shower?: My sisters forbid it.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: I don't like soda except Mountain Dew.
McDonald's or Burger King?: Burger King
Single or Group Dates?: Single for romance, group for maximum fun.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Strawberry. Okay, okay....chocolate!
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Both. And lots of them too. With potatos.
TV or Movie?: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: Guitar
Adidas or Nike?: New Balance
Chinese or Mexican?: Neither. Not around here anyway.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Granola with almonds and raisins
Cake or Pie?: PIE....ummmm.... pie!
MTV or VH1?: Neither
Blind or Deaf?: God, what a choice! Deaf, if I had to be one or the other. I don't wish either on anyone.
Boxers or Briefs?: Either, depending on the pants i'm wearing.
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: No!
Write With Both Hands?: No
Whistle?: Yes
Blow A Bubble?: Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yes
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: I've never tried.
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: No. Bet that would get the girl's attention! And the attention of some boys too!
Dance?: Sort of.
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Yes. So far. I understand this changes as boys get older.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Debbie
You Talked To On The Phone: Alan
You Instant Messaged: I can't remember. There's usually two or three people IMing me at once.
You Hugged: Debbie
You Yelled At: Tipper
You Played A Sport With: Eldon, Jeff, Dad and I played golf Sunday.
WHAT'S THE LAST...
Time You Laughed?: I'm laughing now, at my weakness for these surveys, and Brittany's lurid comments about the questions, and Eldon shaking his head.
Time You Cried?: For real cried? Easter night
Movie You Watched?: "The Thing" from 1951! Shit scary too!
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Never chew gum
Joke You Told?: "There was this gay firefighter, and ...."
Song You've Sung?: Can't remember.
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Sitting in the cafeteria with the laptop
What Can You See Out Your Window?: The parking lot
Are You Listening To Music?: No
What Are You Wearing?: Clothes
What's On Your Mousepad?: The one at home... some train. It says Santa Fe and it's red and my Grandma gave it to me for Christmas in my stocking. She thinks all boys like trains.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Absolutely
Do you believe in miracles?: No. I believe in science, and medical advances, and courage, but not miracles.
Magic?: Yeah, right. Although that night laying in the back of the truck, looking at the stars by candlelight was pretty magical! Especially when he kissed me.
Love at first sight?: No. Lust at first sight maybe, but not love.
God?: Yes. But probably not the conception of God you do.
Satan?: No.
Ghosts?: No
Santa?: No
Evolution?: Absolutely.
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Fav Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: About my height
Weight: About my weight
Best Clothing Style: Prep. Let's be honest, I and my friends are white, middle class, and educated. Why dress like guys we're not?
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Sweden, to sail in the archipelago around Stockholm
Number Of CD's I Own: Way too many, mostly that I never listen to.
Your Good Luck Charm: I don't believe in good luch charms, or amulets, or talismans.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: Two
Do you drink milk?: Yes. Lots.
Person You Hate Most:I don't hate people. I hate ignorance, and intolerance, and social and religious exclusivism.
Most Outdated Phrase: Get a life
Do you think God has a gender?: No.
Where do you think we go when we die?: We die. We go nowhere. If we're concerned enough we have our remains cremated and the ashes strewn in the forest.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Depends on how far away I am when I hear it.
What is something scientists need to invent?: A pill that would cure people of the need for religion
Are you a health freak?: No, but I take care of myself
Are you a virgin?: Yeah, right! NO! I'm not a virgin with girls, or boys. Or with myself for that matter.
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: I don't ever expect to be traveling into space.
What is the worst weather?: Sleet.
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: No, but I checked out my sister's Ken doll. He wasn't anatomically correct, and I was disappointed.
How many grades have you failed?: None.
ODD FACTS ABOUT ME...
DO YOU SNORE?: When I'm asleep I'm not awake, and when I'm not awake I can't hear myself, so I don't know.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Lover. Come on, lemme show ya!
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Being burned alive.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Oh yeah! One of the coolest things about having rug rats of your own someday is you get to play with all the neat stuff all over again.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It isn't reality. If you think it's reality, you need a reality check of your own.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: At horror movies.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Oh yeah! I always got my cheeks pinched! All four of 'em!!
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Great for now. Gotta girlfriend with boys on the side.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Uh, no. Truth, you do not wanna hear me sing.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Once. Won't do it again either.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Ask me out, and lemme show ya!
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Coast of Maine, in a sailboat, with a boyfriend.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Dead raw fish right? Not likely.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Whoie Whato?
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Yes. I do as a matter of fact, and so should you.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I don't know. When I'm out on a date I usually find better and more interesting things to lick.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: no and why on earth would anyone ever want to?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: A few times.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: Oh yeah! up until a guy's maybe thirty. Then it's not so hot.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: I hunt.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Probably, but I'm still unsure if it's gonna be to a girl or a boy.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Yes. People can read it, so I guess it's okay.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Bigotry and ignorance, religious intolerance and Christian fundamentalism
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": This morning.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: I hate to say this, but I honestly don't know and really don't much care.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Only at the guys loss of friends. She'll gradually get him away from his friends. Always happens.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Soft scrambled with cheese
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: No. I know several blonds and blondes and they're massively smarter than I am.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Believe me, you don't want to know the things I've done with a sock.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: That's why people wear watches. Look at yours.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: Clew
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Mostly.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: It's a truck, thank you, and I was in it this morning.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers, tubs, hot tubs, spas... I've made out in all of 'em.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Ho Ho Ho. Yeah right.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No. The dark is wonderful, soft and mysterious, where everything must be felt....ummmm!
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: The scent of clean sweat on male bodies.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Crunchy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Once
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: Twice so far
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: The only way to be. Look around dudes, look at the guys who do drugs. You really wanna be like those losers?
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: No
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Hazel
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Easter night
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Absolutely
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: There will always be guys who have "nicer" lives, just like there will always be guys who wish they had my life.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: No. But I know how to read people pretty well.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: I started it, and thought it was one of the lamest books ever written
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: No
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Not really.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Oh yeah! The rougher, the better. Backpacking in and out too.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Uh, no.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: In the back of my truck, on a pile of blankets, in his arms under a full moon, yeah it was pretty magical.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: No, but Tipper The Wonder Dog comes close.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: Sure. Tell Benedict to stuff it.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: No. Again, why would anybody want to?
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: No. They're not interested in being Internet Nazis so I don't get policed on the computer
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: A pear
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: Oh yeah, right! A boy wearing nail polish in ThisTown, NC. God, that would really go over well!
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yep! My girlfriend, and my two boys on the side.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Feminine hygene products. Honestly, have you ever walked into a room and everyone was on the floor in a coma, overcome by vaginal fumes? God, if she reeks that bad, dump her dude!
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: When I'm in Greenville or Rocky Mount.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: I guess Hanson. And Relient K
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