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Tue, 08 January 2008 10:53

ron

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A friend of mine sent me this, and I thought some of you might like to see it, too.

Breakfast at the White House

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”

And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and
slight grin, “How about a quickie this morning?”

“Why, Mr. President!” the waitress exclaims, “How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton!”, and she storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, “It's pronounced 'quiche'”

We do not remember days...we remember moments.

Cesare Pavese

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