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Tue, 22 January 2008 13:17

ChowanBoyRedux

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service
Cool

[Updated on: Tue, 22 January 2008 13:40]

		Drinking is healthful By: ChowanBoyRedux on Tue, 22 January 2008 13:17
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: timmy on Tue, 22 January 2008 13:41
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: marc on Tue, 22 January 2008 14:41
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: acam on Tue, 22 January 2008 15:36
		I know nothing about wines. By: ChowanBoyRedux on Tue, 22 January 2008 16:55
		Wine By: acam on Tue, 22 January 2008 20:43
		Re: Wine By: ChowanBoyRedux on Tue, 22 January 2008 23:08
		Re: Wine By: acam on Wed, 23 January 2008 10:50
		Re: I know nothing about wines. By: Curtis one who makes noise on Tue, 22 January 2008 21:54
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: CallMePaul on Tue, 22 January 2008 21:14
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: Benji on Tue, 22 January 2008 22:02
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: Deeej on Tue, 22 January 2008 23:42
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: Deeej on Tue, 22 January 2008 23:46
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: ChowanBoyRedux on Wed, 23 January 2008 01:19
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: acam on Wed, 23 January 2008 10:55
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: timmy on Wed, 23 January 2008 12:21
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: ChowanBoyRedux on Wed, 23 January 2008 12:45
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: acam on Wed, 23 January 2008 21:19
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: ChowanBoyRedux on Thu, 24 January 2008 12:59
		Re: Drinking is healthful By: acam on Thu, 24 January 2008 13:49
		The way males smell. By: ChowanBoyRedux on Thu, 24 January 2008 20:59
		Re: The way males smell. By: Benji on Thu, 24 January 2008 21:38
		Re: The way males smell. By: ChowanBoyRedux on Fri, 25 January 2008 00:58
		Re: The way males smell. By: Curtis one who makes noise on Thu, 24 January 2008 23:52
		Re: The way males smell. By: ChowanBoyRedux on Fri, 25 January 2008 00:59
		Re: The way males smell. By: ChowanBoyRedux on Fri, 25 January 2008 01:06

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