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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? .. My boyfriend and I are going through our civil ceremony next week and He's still still a virgin - in every way!"
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his boyfriend, marries him, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, his partner opened his pants to reveal a truely magnificent set of manly hydraulics. He said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
Our friend immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at his, ....still in the CRATE!"
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