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yusime
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Location: United States
Registered: April 2008
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In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
n a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
What, me trust Reagan?
Did you realize that
Ronald Wilson Reagan
is an anagram for
insane anglo warlord
Get this too!!!
Ronald Wilson Reagan
6 letters in each word --> 666 (the devil himself)
And one more.
If you number the letters in the alphabet as follows:
A B C ... Z
100 101 102 125
and then add up the values in "Ronald Wilson Reagan",
you will get a familiar George Orwell number.
BEWARE!!!
Sadly, we still don't know what causes heterosexuality.
http://www.farid-hajji.net/
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake since for him a spinal cord would suffice. Albert Einstein
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Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: yusime on Tue, 10 June 2008 07:35 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: marc on Tue, 10 June 2008 13:47 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: JimB on Tue, 10 June 2008 15:45 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: marc on Tue, 10 June 2008 17:31 |
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Lighten up Marc
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Re: Lighten up Marc
By: marc on Tue, 10 June 2008 19:32 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: unsui on Tue, 10 June 2008 15:30 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: yusime on Tue, 10 June 2008 22:03 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: John.. on Tue, 10 June 2008 20:39 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: yusime on Tue, 10 June 2008 21:59 |
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Re: Here are a few funny bits I found on a website
By: Cameron on Thu, 12 June 2008 00:41 |
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