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Dumb Laws  [message #51829] Wed, 30 July 2008 10:59 Go to previous message
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Yes it is a fact of life stupid people exist and make laws to reference their stupidity.

The range "stupid to sick to hilarious"

Alabama

Incestuous marriages are legal.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

Arizona

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Arkansas

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

California

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Colorado

It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

Florida

Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.

Idaho

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

The English language is not to be spoken.

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Indiana

The value of Pi is 3.

Oral sex is illegal.

A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.

http://www.dumblaws.com/


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