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I had a visit in last November of two missionnaries of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. At first I wanted to ¨play¨ with them by traumatising them about my being gay. So I invited them in. One of the Elders was quite attractive (6 ft 5), so I began by saying that I won't fit in their church because I am gay. The Elder asked me if I act upon it. I said ¨Of course, when I start having sex is like peaunuts, I just can't stop.¨ But he was kind enough and had an open mind to ask me if they could come back another night to teach me about the LDS. I said sure.
The next time, one of the Elders was assigned to another city. The attractive Elder had a new companion (5 ft 3). He was cute as well. So I asked them if they wanted coffee, tea or soda. They said they were good. I listened to what they were saying and believe it or not, it made sense. I liked the way they talked about Jesus et al. I told them how beautiful they were with no pun intended. They gave me the book of Mormon. I began reading it and learning more about Joseph Smith. Appearantly, Joseph Smith had an appearance from God and Christ somewhere in 1821 in the State of New York.
As time went by, the Elders came and visit me and I investigated their church. Now they were telling me that I had to quit on lust and masturbation. I really went along with it. They kept on saying how great I was. Then they said I had to give up on coffee and tea, uh huh okayyy. I quit drugs, booze and cigarettes so. Your great, they kept on saying. I kept on saying to myself that there must be a catch. Well, my dear friends, as I was about to get baptized in their church, they told me about the tithe. Oh? and what it that? A thithe is 10% of your incomes (your earnings, insurances, stocks, pension et al), saying if I don't obey, I won't be aloud in their kingdom or their temple (Utah). then it all hit me. I'm not that great, it's my money that is great. I told them I relaps on coffee and began to have sex again. They said that Satan was tempting me. I then told them that I prefer not to end up in their kingdom (or temple) that I'm happy how I am.
I somehow knew it was too good to be true. They (missionnairies of any religion) has charisma that it's easy to get caught in it. I'm still gay and I still have sex and loving it. I'm a non-practicing Roman Catholic. Never will be a Mormon.
[Updated on: Sun, 18 January 2009 22:01]
Blake's my boy.
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The missionnaries
By: Styopa on Sun, 18 January 2009 21:57
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