That special guy comes into the room stark naked except for a pretty pink bow. He's gift wrapped his dick! He asks you to unwrap him. Do you:

Ignore him?
Tighten the knot, thinking 'That will serve yoiu right!'?
Leave it gift wrapped but take him manfully from behind?
Unwrap it, and go back to what you were doing?
Ask him who wrapped it, and say you will go to the store to beat them senseless?
Ask if he still has the receipt so you can change it?
Ask if he has one in a different size?
Ask if you can put it aside for later?
Apologise that you never got him anything at all?
Unwrap it and get very down and very dirty?

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