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Tue, 28 April 2009 15:35

Macky

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Registered: November 2008
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Yesterday, our 18 Year old son was about to ask his nephrologist a question but decided that it was more appropriate to ask me. Then when we got in the car, he laid a neologism on me. I honestly told him that I didn't know if it was a medical name for part of a penis. I had to go to the "Urban Dictionary" to find its meaning. The definition seems to uphold the sex neutral tradition of considering circumcised men as mutilated and inferior. Wink

That doesn't bother me. I'm happy with my circumcision and I'm glad I don't produce smagma as defined below.

So any suggestions on what to tell my son?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smagma
smagma 34 up, 18 down love it hate it

Not actually sweat at all, caused by sports, sexual activity, regular wear & tear, or other wise. It is the pastey white substance found under the foreskin of a man, usually during warmer weather, or over heating for a period of time with out minimal bi-daily cleaning. Also fefered to as Fromunda Cheese, which is the delighful cheese that you get from-under your foreskin. Incomplete men with out the forskin are not capable of producing this substance, thus they do not have the musk or "mojo" that men with foreskins do have. The poor foreskinlees souls tend to be less satisfying in the sack, and get uglier women.

[edited to put the Wink" right - timmy]

[Updated on: Tue, 28 April 2009 16:22] by Moderator

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		Re Foreskins: This Sounds Yucky By: Macky on Tue, 28 April 2009 15:35
		Re: Re Foreskins: This Sounds Yucky By: timmy on Tue, 28 April 2009 16:21
		Re: Re Foreskins: This Sounds Yucky By: acam on Tue, 28 April 2009 19:32
		Re: Re Foreskins: This Sounds Yucky By: timmy on Tue, 28 April 2009 19:41
		Re: Re Foreskins: This Sounds Yucky By: timmy on Tue, 28 April 2009 22:00
		Re: sebaceous glands under foreskin? By: acam on Wed, 29 April 2009 08:23
		Re: Re Foreskins: This Sounds Yucky By: Nigel on Wed, 29 April 2009 07:33

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