I expect simple behaviours here. Friendship, and love. Any advice should be from the perspective of the person asking, not the person giving! We have had to make new membership moderated to combat the huge number of spammers who register
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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Why 'doing the nasty'? What is nasty about good, honest, enjoyable sex? It may be hilarious, exotic, erotic, serious, wonderful, glorious, messy, but never nasty.
And 'little swimmers' turns me right off. Who the heck needs a euphemism here? Or are we ashamed of ourselves?
'Boy pussy'? Give me strength, do we need to feminise an anus, now? And what is a woman's anus called?