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More unscientific study  [message #75244] Wed, 28 November 2018 18:05

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This time it's about buttocks. I've noticed it for a long time while studying, alwasy on your behaf, porn, especially on Tumblr, a place where I keep gettin blogs nuked by the Tumblr Fairy.

In my innocence (look, I was innocent once!) I expected the buttocks to be a simple dividing zone between the port and the starboard legs. Imagine my surprise and pleasure when I noted a special divide, almost an elliptical aperture, to allow the anus to perform both its alloted functions!

I love the idea that a piece of (ha!) intelligent design grants access to pleasures untold except in non missionary position fiction!

I also love the way that access, once gained, proves that the penis fits the anus far better than it fits the vagina. "Like a glove" is the expression I was thinking of, but a penis divided into five is not really a thing. There are folk with twin penises, not not five. Google is your friend here. Search for Man with multipe penises and you come up with just two. Well, he does!

Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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