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Some Are , Some Aren't
Uncle : Well Johnny, you came at just the right time .
Do you think you could look after the store for me for a little while ?
Johnny : Aahh. Maybe .
Uncle : It won't be hard . If anyone comes in and ask how much these oranges are ,
you sad , two for a nickel , four for a dime . Can you say that ?
Johnny : aahh, two for a nickel , four for a dime .
Uncle : That right . Now if they say , Are they sweet ? you say , Some are , some aren't . Can you say that ?
Johnny : Aaahhh , some are , some aren't .
Uncle : That right . And if they say , I guess I won't buy any today , you say , If you don't someone else will .
Okay ? Now , try and do a lot of business while I'm gone .
A kid come in : Hey Kid , which way do I go to find the pool hall ?
Johnny : Aahh , two for a nickel , four for a dime .
Kid : What the matter with you ? Is your whole family hard to get along with ?
Johnny : Ah , some are , some aren't .
Kid : ( angrily ) Look here , are you trying to make a monkey out of me ?
Johnny : Ah , if I don't , somebody else will .
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