The equinox will soon be upon us - Sunday, 22 September, 20.44 hrs GMT/UTC. The sun will appear to cross the equator somewhere mid-Pacific Ocean. Look after it, Kiwi, cos we'll need it back up here in the north in good condition. It'll be Monday with you, when it happens.
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.